is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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