pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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