How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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