Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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