You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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