there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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