and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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