the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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