Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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