This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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