She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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