I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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