How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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