How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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