Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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