She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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