It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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