singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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