Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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