My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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