Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I will pee on everything he values.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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