New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
how do flat chested girls get laid?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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