My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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