Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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