Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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