Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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