if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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