I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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