the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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