oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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