WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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