his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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