your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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