My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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