Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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