its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
All I want is dick and wine.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
