can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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