question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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