This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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