I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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