i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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