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Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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