ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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