What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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