Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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