If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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