Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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