he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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