Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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