hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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