Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
His nipple licking is glorious
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