the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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