Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Four minutes until I can fart!
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
